Little Mark Jokes...

[Supradude666]

LITTLE Mark ON MATHS (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
off the
top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."


LITTLE MARK ON MATHS (Part 2)

Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies MARK.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f#.k*ng difference?" asks the father

"That's what I said!"



LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH

Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"

MARK says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little MARK, that's a mouthful."

Little MARK says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."



LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR (Part 1)

Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow
you to go."

Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"


LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.

"My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little MARK.

"Last night
at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he
said 'Beautiful, just f#.k*ng beautiful!'"

LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER

Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat."
Little MARK replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little MARK answered, "No, he minded his own f#.k*ng business."

I LOVE Little
MARK!!!!!

[Martin F]

LOL, very good !

[Gambit]

Great stuff!

[Stevo]

lol Where did you get this from? very funny!

[god father wheels]

LOL very good, so how old is little Mark?

[Gambit]

I'm 32 not that little.

[UltraFlynn]

Very funny. Enjoyed those.

[The Restorer]

Load of new ones in there. Very good too.

[Supradude666]

yea they made me chuckle too...